Monday, December 27, 2010

SMP :D



     I know right, the abbreviation of SMP became so much popular because of the commercial "ibottomless ang saya". Last christmas, i recieved gm's (group messages) from many people on my phone that they're member of the SMP. If you're gonna think about it, its very quite over acting like its Christmas and you're like "magmumukmok". Just imagine that its 12 midnight and its noche buena time but you are there in your room, crying and like "nag-eemote" or something,. Anyway, i'm not saying that its not good but in my own opinion, why not enjoy the season? Its christmas and you're acting like crazy. 


     Anyway, its december! Its not warm at all, you can really feel the chill every night,. hahahaha.
     SMP should not mean "Samahan ng Malalamig ang Pasko". Christmas is a celebration for the birth of Jesus Christ


So its should be 
"SARAP MAHALIN NG PANGINOON". 






Amen! :D


Belated Merry Christmas To each and Everyone!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle) 
Girl: Slow
down. Im scared. 
Guy: No this is fun. 
Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary! 
Guy: Then tell me you love me. 
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! 
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. 
(Girl hugs him) 
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me. 

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. 


The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.